Wildlife Protectors Pillows

'I pose as a concerned citizen, but actually I couldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

The Environmentalist

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"I love you too, big guy."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Bee flying to another flower.

"Smokey The Tree"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

The Golfing Accident

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Beaver tower

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Evolution.

"That's mine!"

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"I brought cocoa."

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Zoo: No Hunting.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

The melting polar ice caps

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.