Mini Garden Guardian T-Shirts

Scarecrows.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Monkey-artist

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Bumble Bee

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"It's trickle down."

Biodiversity

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Relax. They're just crows."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Watering the garden gnome

Spring in Japan.

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Bonsai Exhibit

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Preserve these Wetlands.

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."