Mini Garden Guardian Pillows

Scarecrows.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Monkey-artist

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Bumble Bee

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"It's trickle down."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Biodiversity

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"Relax. They're just crows."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Watering the garden gnome

Spring in Japan.

Bonsai Exhibit

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"The nominees"

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."