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'Not here, Fred.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Allotment

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Bumble Bee

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Mulch madness"

Biodiversity

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Relax. They're just crows."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Shakespeare's Earliest Influences. To bean or not to bean ….. Ye Olde Limas. Jolly Goode Cukes. The Bees Peas.

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'Take me to your weeder!'

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

The afternoon shower catches the couple in the tropical garden. The rain shimmers on the flowers that perfume the air. Ryan Beardsley looks into her eyes and whispers. Twig! Watch where you're watering! The humidity begins to affect her mood!

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

Pesticide Bunny: Mom! Bunny is eating the pesticide sprayed grass again!