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"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

'Not here, Fred.'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Flowers in the city

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

'I can't get John to do a thing to the garden!'

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

Lamp-Post Flower

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Planting Dreams.

Gardening for Beginners

"Tell the creche they can call off the search...."

"Well, goodbye old friend. You were always there for me, obedient and loyal... The best husband I've ever had..."

"One man's apocalypse is another man's mandate."

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

"My biggest problem is squatters."

'The potatoes are over there, the brussel sprouts are next to that and right here is my husband Jack.'

Football fan

"This is my favorite photo of our autumn leaves."

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

'My garden won't feed the family, but it'll feed a pretty nice rabbit stew.'

"And that's just the tip of the iceberg."

'Gee - More Zucchini?'

"I see you've laid out your garden."

Julia Childs combats a growing rabbit population

'I've told you before, I don't like broccoli.'

The Joy of Greens.

A sandworm eats a statue of Buddha