Cacti Enthusiast Gifts

... And a porcupine on a prickly pear tree!

Plant Lady

Cactus seats.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Thanks

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

SPOONING CACTI

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

Hombre's Best Friend.

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Macho Vegetarian

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"The Cheshire Cactus"

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

What your house plant says about you...

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.