Cacti Gifts

Balloon

"I've always been told that I'm overly optimistic."

In Whydid, Wales.

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Be careful, it scratches back."

Balloon becomes sad when it sees cacti.

Free Hugs

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

Horror film

A beautiful rugged desert spring.

'Gee, the old fish bowl is looking better and better...'

Sally didn't know art, but she knew what she liked.

'It requires so much less work than a dog.'

Garden Centre/Water Shortage

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

Primarily plant eaters, peccaries prefer cactus, particularly prickly pear.

"I thought you said it wouldn't need much attention."

'Dune' - Now available on DVD.

Xylon! Watch the cactus! Ooops, too late.

'I didn't see you there, Mervyn!'

"How long do we have to keep doing this?"

Say it with flowers.

Man combing his hair with a cactus.

The Ugly Plant

Cactus Hold Up

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"I put the MINT in varmint."

Plant Lady

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Cactus seats.

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."