Cactus Collection Gifts

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Plant Lady

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

Cactus seats.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Thanks

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

SPOONING CACTI

Hombre's Best Friend.

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

What your house plant says about you...

Macho Vegetarian

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"We got the cactus account!"

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse