Cactus Collection Gifts

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Plant Lady

Cactus seats.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Thanks

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

SPOONING CACTI

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

Hombre's Best Friend.

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Macho Vegetarian

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"We got the cactus account!"

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

The Cactus Reader