Cactus Enthusiast Mugs

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

"We got the cactus account!"

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

Can't talk now, I'm on a mission!

"Stopped a shoplifter yesterday. Caught him red-handed."

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

Porcupine.

'Stopped a shoplifter yesterday. Caught him red-handed.'

Self-conscious cactus

"Who put Mom's Cactus in Middy's litter tray?"

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

The Cactus Reader

"Phil!"

Sally didn't know art, but she knew what she liked.

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

'Mom, can I have all your toothpicks?'

Cacti that hold up their 'arms' when a gun is pointed at them.

'Soldier, shinny up this tree and see if you can locate our bivouac area.'

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'It requires so much less work than a dog.'

Cactus Acupuncture

Bird gets pricked by cactus needles.

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

Cactus welcoming you to Arizona.

Cactus seats.

'Don't just stand there! Take me to your leader!'

Cactus Head

Primarily plant eaters, peccaries prefer cactus, particularly prickly pear...

Primarily plant eaters, peccaries prefer cactus, particularly prickly pear.

"There will be a charge for cactus needles as part of the treatment."

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"Harold-are you in here?"

Thanks

"Hey Daryl, are your arms getting tired?"