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Plant Lady

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Cactus seats.

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

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"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

SPOONING CACTI

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

Hombre's Best Friend.

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

Macho Vegetarian

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"We got the cactus account!"

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse