Cactus Lover Mugs

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

Cactus says to other cactus: 'I think the acupuncture is working.'

'Stopped a shoplifter today. Caught him red-handed.'

'This sweater really itches, maybe I'm allergic to cactus?'

"All I know is the architect is from Arizona."

Adios Amoebas

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

Mean Sheriff.

'I hate to bring this up, but doesn't that cactus look awfully familiar?'

Look,that is not your Daddy

Caution Slippery When Wet

Cactus with tap.

You'll wonder where your gum line went, when you brush your teeth with CACTODENT!

'Reach!'

A beautiful rugged desert spring.

Desert Island

Ain't No One Ever Messed With Cactus Arm Johnson

"Hold on a second there, Roger; Ken's raised some very good points."

"You need glasses, Roy."

A man with a cactus hat

A cactus working out

"Last year I gave my husband Covid for Christmas, so I'll probably give him a variation of that."

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

Free Hugs

Passive Aggressive

"Boss, d'ya think that this one Saguaro is enough to stop the uma stage."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Scenic turnoff in desert is cactus

Cactus Water

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Wedding Bouquet Of Cactus.

Man in desert sees cactus doing rude gesture.

"Harold, are you in here?"

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

Porcupine falls in love with a cactus