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Cactus Hold Up

Plant Lady

Cactus seats.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Thanks

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

Hombre's Best Friend.

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

SPOONING CACTI

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Macho Vegetarian

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"You've definitely got water retention..."

What your house plant says about you...

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"We got the cactus account!"