Flower Power Appreciator Gifts

Two men arguing in front of florist shop.

"Take it from me. Stopping to smell the roses feels like work after a while."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

He was too wrapped up in himself.

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

Dog blows on dandelion.

Climate Change Road

Grass huggers.

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'Oh Darling, a rose full of aphids: You're spoiling me...'

Afghanistan

'Too cheap to buy me real flowers, huh?'

Paving over the window-box

Flower growing from a bomb.

"You're not married, are you, sweetie?"

"I've mutated."

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

It's officially spring

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

A man offers a woman a piece of himself.

"Oh look Harold, a flower shop!"

Summer Tip #26: Never use your chest as a beer can holder while sun tanning.

Flower power.

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

"Don't you dare apologize to me!"

Sunflower

Spring Violinist