Flower Power Appreciator Gifts

Two men arguing in front of florist shop.

"Take it from me. Stopping to smell the roses feels like work after a while."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

Climate Change Road

Grass huggers.

Dog blows on dandelion.

He was too wrapped up in himself.

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'Oh Darling, a rose full of aphids: You're spoiling me...'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Paving over the window-box

'Too cheap to buy me real flowers, huh?'

"You're not married, are you, sweetie?"

Flower growing from a bomb.

"I've mutated."

Afghanistan

It's officially spring

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

A man offers a woman a piece of himself.

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

Mother's Day: 2nd Sunday in May, Others Day: Every day before and after the 2nd Sunday in May.

Summer Tip #26: Never use your chest as a beer can holder while sun tanning.

Flower power.

"Oh look Harold, a flower shop!"

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

Spring Violinist

Flowers growing out of a turbine.