Prehistoric Plant Enthusiasts Gifts

"The hibiscus really ties the place together."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

The discovery of asparagus.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Those Were The Days

"The invention of taxidermy."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

'That plant food really works!'

The First Kite

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"