Prehistoric Plant Lover Gifts

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"What's a patent?"

The first car accident.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

The discovery of asparagus.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Those Were The Days

"The invention of taxidermy."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Mantis Love

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

Gardening#2

The First Kite

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

A Venus cow trap.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.