Prehistoric Plant Lover Pillows

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"What's a patent?"

The first car accident.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

The discovery of asparagus.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Those Were The Days

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Gardening#2

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

Mantis Love

The First Kite

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

A Venus cow trap.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"