Plant Historian Pillows

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'That plant food really works!'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

The Velvet Mesquite

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

SPOONING CACTI

Charles Darwin

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Watering Flowers

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Plus $600 for delivery."

The garden lady.

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

'It's from my staff...make sure it's not carnivorous.'