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'This corner of the garden's a bit of a subtropical micro-climate actually...'

"It's not intended to be an exotic plant garden...it's where we used to have the bird feeder."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

The discovery of asparagus.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'That plant food really works!'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"What are you in for?"

SPOONING CACTI

Summer wants.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.