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Snake Charmer

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Use your imagination.

The americanisation of vulture.

Cactus seats.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Say hello to my little friend."

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"What a way to go."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Deer Barber

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

Mutated creature emerging from the Department of Genetic Research.

'I'm really thirsty.'

Hi again

Handcuffs.

"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan."

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

'Please. Don't get me started.'

The Goblin and the Sexton

Hair salen: 'Sorry! Closed! Bad hair day!'

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

When Koalas aren't being cuddly.

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"I may not know art, but I know what I like."