Reasons to cancel the run no 148: ' a leaf on the track.'
Leaf Observer T-Shirts
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'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'
"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."
Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet
"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."
"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."
How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather
Duck Hunt
They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!
"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."
"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."
Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'
Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'
'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'
The prying mantis,
"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."
What does aloof mean?
"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."
'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'
". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"
"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."
"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."
Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.
"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"
Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.
"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."
Exciting potato bugs.
"Beware of the frog"
"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."
Farmer and FIsherman
"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"
"This isn't helping my migraine."
The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions
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