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I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

The seven ages of dudes

The three ages of man

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

'His pace maker's lasting longer than he did.'

'Where do cartoonists, like you, get your ideas'

The 3 Stages of Life

"This year can't end soon enough for me."

"You're not old. You just have more leeway to scold strangers, and their kids, and feel good about it."

"You can learn a lot by watching fish."

"You really don't need a good life, just a great obituary writer."

'Right now I'm between equal opportunities.'

A swelled head may not be so bad - depends on what it's filled with.

To some people, having a head cold is the same as having an idea.

Life and Death

Hearse on an emergency

Parallel Universes.

"The typical arc - child prodigy, boy wonder, flash in the pan."

The Stages of Man

Life is a game and here we site warming the bench.

Highway of Life. No, Ernie, we're on cruise control. It just seems like we're going faster the further we go.

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"Sometimes I feel like I'm trapped in a tiny room, looking out at a world that's passing me by. . ."

"When did we go from being edgy to being cranky?"

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"It's his emotional support animal."

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

'Long shift?'

'You can tell your grandkids, you rode the most expensive vehicle on Earth!'

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water