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'...I guess my favorite season is the fall...I can sit on the porch for hours watching the leaves die...'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Sign my yearbook?"

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Mind the whale, dear."

Piranhaclaus

Duck Hunt

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"Tallyho!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

The Last Leaf

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"