Leaf Watchers Mugs

'...I guess my favorite season is the fall...I can sit on the porch for hours watching the leaves die...'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Sign my yearbook?"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Duck Hunt

"Mind the whale, dear."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Piranhaclaus

"Tallyho!"

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

The Last Leaf

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.