Leaf Watcher T-Shirts

A man on a beach watches an autumn leaf land on him.

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Duck Hunt

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Tallyho!"

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'