Nature's Grazer T-Shirts

'My human puts two scoops of chaff, one scoop of nuts, 1/4 scoop of feed balancer, a scoop of garlic, herbs, salt, mood calmer, electrolytes and more into my feed every day. But you just can't beat this stuff!'

'Oh Hi!'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

'Oof.'

The Threat to the Environment

"Is there any way we could describe this bit of old tart that would make a Russian oligarch pay £2 million for it?"

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

Hourglass earth - time running out

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'I don't get it. All we eat is hay and grass, and yet we're a veritable storehouse of cholesterol.'

'I may not know much about art but I know what I like to slag off.'

"No, thank you. I'd prefer seeing a menu from the restaurant across the street."

'You can see the artist has tried to capture man's aspirations, using a minimalist language.'

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

'Robert likes to watch the mechanic as he works.'

"You look terrible, dude, have you considered giving up humans?"

Deforestation

It was love at first sight...then one of them got hungry.

NINJA GRAZER

Is there life after digestion?

Sorry Jerry, you've gone all muffly. Have you been shat on again?

The Big Nosh

'Meadow fescue, meadow grass and perennial ryegrass! This is going to be the best party ever!'

In The Olive Garden, we harvest bread sticks year round.

'Granted getting stuck in her teeth is a small victory, but a victory none the less.'

Let's not make this personal!