Green Grazers T-Shirts

'I don't think I am the worst caddy in the world... That would be just too much of a coincidence!'

'Oh Hi!'

I fart more than that!

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

THe UDDER Side

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

Golfers lost on the road

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

'Did you see my ball come by here?'

'I don't get it. All we eat is hay and grass, and yet we're a veritable storehouse of cholesterol.'

'Robert likes to watch the mechanic as he works.'

It was love at first sight...then one of them got hungry.

NINJA GRAZER

The Big Nosh

'My human puts two scoops of chaff, one scoop of nuts, 1/4 scoop of feed balancer, a scoop of garlic, herbs, salt, mood calmer, electrolytes and more into my feed every day. But you just can't beat this stuff!'

"Well how about that, I'm vegetarian too..."

'Meadow fescue, meadow grass and perennial ryegrass! This is going to be the best party ever!'

There's no reason to feel guilty - You're not the only vegetarian to get swine flu.

'See this advert? lost.. one little white ball!'

'I'll eat you when I'm good and ready!'

"Stop eating you greens!"

I'm going to graze....WHERE NO COW HAS GRAZED BEFORE!

'By the time I get the mower working my weekend is over!'

"I'd like to thank Ed for not cutting the grass and farmer Moley, who didn't slaughter me."

Eat signs.

'Thank you, thank you, thank you...'

'Weed wacker!'