Green Grazers Gifts

'I don't think I am the worst caddy in the world... That would be just too much of a coincidence!'

'Oh Hi!'

I fart more than that!

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

Golfers lost on the road

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'I don't get it. All we eat is hay and grass, and yet we're a veritable storehouse of cholesterol.'

'Robert likes to watch the mechanic as he works.'

NINJA GRAZER

It was love at first sight...then one of them got hungry.

'Meadow fescue, meadow grass and perennial ryegrass! This is going to be the best party ever!'

"Well how about that, I'm vegetarian too..."

The Big Nosh

'My human puts two scoops of chaff, one scoop of nuts, 1/4 scoop of feed balancer, a scoop of garlic, herbs, salt, mood calmer, electrolytes and more into my feed every day. But you just can't beat this stuff!'

'See this advert? lost.. one little white ball!'

'I'll eat you when I'm good and ready!'

"Stop eating you greens!"

I'm going to graze....WHERE NO COW HAS GRAZED BEFORE!

'By the time I get the mower working my weekend is over!'

"I'd like to thank Ed for not cutting the grass and farmer Moley, who didn't slaughter me."

Eat signs.

'Thank you, thank you, thank you...'

'Weed wacker!'

"Do you think this grass is organic?"