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Sorry Jerry, you've gone all muffly. Have you been shat on again?

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

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"Isn't there an app for this?"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Robot surgery.

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"It's the new self-driving model."

Automatic swing machine

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."