Speedster Seeker Prints

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Ancient Racing

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Bob's Driving School.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"It's just a tree."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Hey, wait for me!'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Man running

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Birthday Racing Car

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Computer Controlled Car

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Witch dice.

A souped up car...

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."