Trophy Fish Hunter Pillows

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Award Winning Gardener

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Win - win

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Dad Trophies

'Guess what? I won again.'

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

'Guess who netted it.'

Pinata Trophies

Fishing Boat Derby

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

First Prize!

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

Zdeno Chara

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

"Bang!"