Trophies Pillows

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Rugby players catching trophy

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.

Fishing Boat Derby

"I shot that one in a restaurant."

"Yes, it is an impressive collection. I was just wondering if you have any trophies which aren't from your Mum."

'I believe you were first.'

First Prize!

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

'If you don't mind - it's a darts team cup - not that Mickey Mouse thing!'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Award Winning Gardener

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Dad Trophies

Win - win

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'Guess what? I won again.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Guess who netted it.'

Pinata Trophies

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'