Trophy Designer Pillows

World Cup Trophy

"My husband thought he'd try his hand at trophy hunting."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Award Winning Gardener

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Win - win

Dad Trophies

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'Guess what? I won again.'

'Guess who netted it.'

Pinata Trophies

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Fishing Boat Derby

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

First Prize!

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Zdeno Chara

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'