Trophy Designer Gifts

World Cup Trophy

"My husband thought he'd try his hand at trophy hunting."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Award Winning Gardener

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Dad Trophies

Win - win

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'Guess what? I won again.'

Pinata Trophies

'Guess who netted it.'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Fishing Boat Derby

First Prize!

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."