Trophy Display Gifts

"Together they were a 15-pounder."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Award Winning Gardener

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Dad Trophies

Win - win

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

'Guess what? I won again.'

Pinata Trophies

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Fishing Boat Derby

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

First Prize!

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"Bang!"

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

Zdeno Chara

"I'll bet there's a story there."

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'