Trophy Maker Gifts

'I dunno. Do you find this job rewarding?'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"These are the Oscars of the perspex trophy-making industry."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Award Winning Gardener

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Dad Trophies

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Win - win

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'Guess what? I won again.'

'Guess who netted it.'

Pinata Trophies

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Fishing Boat Derby

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

First Prize!

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

Zdeno Chara

"I'll bet there's a story there."