Trophy Buffs Gifts

"Ed has his own trophy manufacturing business."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Award Winning Gardener

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Win - win

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Dad Trophies

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

'Guess what? I won again.'

Pinata Trophies

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Fishing Boat Derby

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

First Prize!

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

Zdeno Chara

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

"I'll bet there's a story there."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'