Trophy Manufacturer Gifts

"Ed has his own trophy manufacturing business."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Award Winning Gardener

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Dad Trophies

Win - win

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Guess what? I won again.'

Pinata Trophies

'Guess who netted it.'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Fishing Boat Derby

First Prize!

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.