Trophy Manufacturer Mugs

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Award Winning Gardener

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Win - win

Dad Trophies

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Guess what? I won again.'

Pinata Trophies

'Guess who netted it.'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Fishing Boat Derby

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

First Prize!

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'