Trophy Grower Gifts

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Award Winning Gardener

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Dad Trophies

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Win - win

'Guess what? I won again.'

Pinata Trophies

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Fishing Boat Derby

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

First Prize!

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"Bang!"

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.