Trophy Gardener Gifts

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Prize vegetables.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

The Victors

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Pumpkin patch

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Doing the borders.

Plant Lady

Gardener

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

An Unexpected Guest.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

The one that got away

Yardless: Please help

I guess she had other plans for you.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.