Animal Trophy Lover Pillows

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

City Zoo: Day Care

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Copycats

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

The Zoo.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Why do they do that?"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Ahhh...'

"Cat box"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Life is for the birds.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Seagiraffes

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Faster, Georges, faster!

Billy. The Kid.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Swan Fairy Tales

"The fish sticks here are very good."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'