Animal Trophy Lover Mugs

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

City Zoo: Day Care

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Copycats

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

The Zoo.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Hmph. College kids.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Why do they do that?"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Cat box"

Life is for the birds.

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'Ahhh...'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Swan Fairy Tales

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Billy. The Kid.

"The fish sticks here are very good."