Cow Watching Pillows

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bitchbark Canoe

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

Swan Fairy Tales

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Now I really hate poetry."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Bears catching fish

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

TSA Noah

Cow's straw

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"I think we may be related!"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.