Cow Watching Gifts

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Bitchbark Canoe

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Swan Fairy Tales

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Bears catching fish

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"I think we may be related!"

Cow's straw

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

TSA Noah