Dairy Connoisseur T-Shirts

Where do you draw the line? Goat milk. Goat cheese. Goat ice cream.

The punishment of a 'SELF MILKER'!

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

The Main Types of Cheese

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'Oh Hi!'

Important Food Groups

Chocolate Shop

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Cheese

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"Wait, what are you doing?"

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

The Running of the Brie

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

The dark side of Halloween.

Secret sweetie drawer...

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Bubble Gum Dispenser