Drinking Milkshakes T-Shirts

'Separate bills please.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Shake! Good Dog."

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

Strawberry Shake

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

'How now, brown cow?'

Protein Powder Irony

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

Milkshake Shortage

'Don't leave me hanging!'

"If you want to be more like Mom and Dad, kids, you've got to start pounding down those Shirley Temples."

'Hey!! When you get thirsty running, you drink WATER!!'

"Shake! Good dog."

'No whey, Jose!'

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

How milkshakes are made

'Sure, our child is a bit odd, but you just can't beat the strawberry milk.'

Burgers Fries Shakes. Order Here. I think my college degree must be worth a lot --- It's hardly been used at all!

'We've found that ten c.c.'s of milkshake does wonders.'

Dave figured out if he added green food coloring to his milkshakes everyone just presumed he was drinking a kale smoothie.

'Louis Pasteur's secret project...' 'NOw I'll corner the market with these chocolate, strawberry and vanilla Pasteurized milkshakes.'

"Who had the extra thick shake?"

"You finished yours already?"

'Shake!...Good dog.'

'Do you have a longer straw?'

'How fresh are the milkshakes?'

"It's technically a milkshake, but if I call it a 'smoothie,' I can have it for breakfast."