Milkshake Maverick T-Shirts

Dave figured out if he added green food coloring to his milkshakes everyone just presumed he was drinking a kale smoothie.

"Shake! Good Dog."

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

Never give a cow a giant straw.

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

Strawberry Shake

'How now, brown cow?'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

Milkshake Shortage

'Don't leave me hanging!'

'Hey!! When you get thirsty running, you drink WATER!!'

How milkshakes are made

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

"Shake! Good dog."

'Sure, our child is a bit odd, but you just can't beat the strawberry milk.'

'Separate bills please.'

New Milks

Biker Hell No

'We've found that ten c.c.'s of milkshake does wonders.'

'Louis Pasteur's secret project...' 'NOw I'll corner the market with these chocolate, strawberry and vanilla Pasteurized milkshakes.'

"Who had the extra thick shake?"

'Do you have a longer straw?'

"You finished yours already?"