Protein Shake Perfectionist Pillows

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

The Wonder Gym.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Shake! Good Dog."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

Protein Powder Irony

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Everything Smoothie

'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

Milkshake Shortage

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

"If I were you I'd cut down on the protein supplements."

'No whey, Jose!'

The Atkins Diet.

I'm sick and tired of this low carb diet.

"Where hard boiled eggs end up."

How milkshakes are made

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

"Shake! Good dog."

'Separate bills please.'