Protein Shake Perfectionist Gifts

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

The Wonder Gym.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Shake! Good Dog."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

'How now, brown cow?'

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

Protein Powder Irony

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Everything Smoothie

'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'

Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

Milkshake Shortage

'Stinkin low carb housing.'

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

The Atkins Diet.

How milkshakes are made

I'm sick and tired of this low carb diet.

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

"Where hard boiled eggs end up."

"If I were you I'd cut down on the protein supplements."

'No whey, Jose!'

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

"Shake! Good dog."

'Ok, I came up with a new name for my invention. Now it's called the cyclone cylinder!'