Protein Drink Enthusiast Pillows

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Now, for the hyperactive, we've come up with a lethargy drink.'

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

Protein Powder Irony

The Wonder Gym.

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

Exams

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

Energy Drinks

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

"It keeps you awake because it takes 5 hours to finish drinking it."

Energy Drink - In case of deadline bust ass.

"If I were you I'd cut down on the protein supplements."

I'm sick and tired of this low carb diet.

The Atkins Diet.

Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.

Pure Adrenaline

'No whey, Jose!'

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

"Where hard boiled eggs end up."

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!