Protein Drink Enthusiast Pillows

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Now, for the hyperactive, we've come up with a lethargy drink.'

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

Protein Powder Irony

The Wonder Gym.

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

Exams

Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

Energy Drinks

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

'Stinkin low carb housing.'

"It keeps you awake because it takes 5 hours to finish drinking it."

I'm sick and tired of this low carb diet.

Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

"If I were you I'd cut down on the protein supplements."

The Atkins Diet.

Pure Adrenaline

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

Energy Drink - In case of deadline bust ass.

"Where hard boiled eggs end up."